Nofriendleosis

Nofriendleosis happens as a result of the desire to meet new friends. Typically this occurs when the nurse's current friends or co-workers are no longer as interesting as they used to be, hence the common name for it, Boring Friends Disorder.

When a nurse is suffering from Nofriendleosis her brain will compensate for the lack of interesting friends in ways that are obvious to everyone around her, but not to the nurse herself. This is usually seen in the creation of some sort of an imaginary friend or in extreme cases friends and even fiancés and spouses. Sometimes the imaginary friends may be stuffed animals, hand puppets or in extreme cases inanimate objects like a comb and in the scariest case to date a mirror.

See Patient Profile: Nurse Nancy

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